I was out the other day with both kids in the back seat of the van. Out of the blue...

Will: Mommy, you're a really good driver!
Me: Aww, thanks honey!

Mia: Except for all the speeding tickets she gets.

Huh???

Me: Excuse me? What are you talking about?
Mia: You know. You've had like a hundred speeding tickets.

Me: I have not had a hundred speeding tickets.
Mia: Yes, you have. You get them all the time.

Where does she get this from???

Me: No. I don't get speeding tickets all the time.
Will (always the brown-noser): Yeah, mommy doesn't get speeding tickets because she's a really good driver!

Mia: Well, you have gotten a speeding ticket before.
Me: Yes, but NOT ANYWHERE CLOSE TO A HUNDRED!